What better way to start off the new year than baking homemade cookies with your little sister?!
For those of you that don't know me or my sister, SRD, we don't know how to cook or bake.. at all.
This was an adventure before it had even begun and it only got more funny as the baking catastrophe continued. Enjoy the following instructions on how to bake your own homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Step 1: measure out the ingredients.. the hard way
Seriously? She couldn't just open the box correctly?!
Step 2: mix dry ingredients.. preferably with a potato masher
Look, it's all I had, I'm a poor college student.
Step 3: mix butter.. with hands if necessary
I was supposed to melt it apparently.
Step 4: add butter to dry ingredients.. it should look something like scrambled eggs/popcorn
Not exactly sure how it ended up looking like this.. at this point we started to think about
scratching our plan for baking and throwing this mess out.
Step 5: add 234092834 pounds of chocolate chips
Would you like some dough with your chocolate chips?
Step 6: place cookie dough on pan.. not necessarily a clean pan
Lazy, I know.
Step 7: let cookies cool
This is a true test of patience.
Step 8: EAT
Surprisingly they didn't taste too bad!